Welcome your guests… but set expectations early! 😄

Our “Welcome – Please Leave by 9:00” Doormat adds a hilarious yet relatable touch to your entryway. It’s perfect for homeowners who love hosting — just not all night long.

Made from 100% natural coir fibers, this mat traps dirt and debris before they enter your home, while the non-slip PVC backing ensures it stays in place even during busy gatherings. The high-contrast lettering gives it a clean, modern farmhouse aesthetic that fits beautifully with both seasonal and everyday décor.

Whether you’re decorating your own porch or gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humor, this witty doormat is sure to be a conversation starter! 

Key Features

😂 Relatable Humor: Perfect for guests who tend to overstay their welcome. 

🌿 Durable Coir Surface: Made from natural coconut fibers for long-lasting use. 

🏡 Versatile Year-Round Use: Perfect for porches, patios, mudrooms, or indoor entryways.

💧 Easy Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to clean; best used under covered areas.

🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who loves a little front porch humor!

Product Specifications

• Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
• Backing: Non-slip PVC
• Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
• Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
• Weight: ~4 lbs
• Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
• Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life