A wholesome family activity for a healthier republic.

The Let’s Launch Politicians with Catapults tee brings vintage 1980s suburban craft-book energy to the sacred civic tradition of wanting elected officials much farther away from you. It’s bright, absurd, and just official-looking enough to make people do a second take.

Printed on a soft, garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and a broken-in feel.

Fit & Sizing

This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. It is not slim, clingy, or weirdly shrink-wrapped like something issued by a startup with a kombucha fridge.

Most customers can order their regular size. Size up if you want a looser, oversized fit.

About the Design

Inspired by old children’s activity books, suburban dad projects, and the timeless bipartisan dream of putting political careers into low orbit.

No actual politicians were launched during the making of this shirt, which is unfortunate but legally convenient.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Printed in the USA

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