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Plausible deniability died the moment someone put a mustard-covered hot dog under that sentence and called it an alibi. Every aunt at the cookout reads both meanings simultaneously and chooses violence.
The Details:
White block text reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above a cartoon illustration of a hot dog in a golden bun topped with yellow mustard zigzag, drawn in red, brown, and gold with light speckled texture. Below, white block text reads "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT."
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