Rifles on rail mounts and carbines all ready,
BRRRT-spitting Warthogs and jets keeping steady,
Coiled-up rattlesnakes poised up to swing,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Glocks on the nightstand for unwelcome visits,
MP5 lines that would make Grandpa physics,
Flags in the breeze while the Bald Eagle wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Dogs who keep watch while you’re grilling at twilight,
Jesus reminding you who’s got the real might,
Freedom that rings when the Liberty bell rings,
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Get the comfort of pajamas in this stylish pair of wide-leg pants. With the adjustable waist and a smooth, comfortable stretchy fabric, it’s like your favorite sweatpants but better. Eagles, American flags, M4 rifles, rattlesnakes, F-14 Tomcats, dogs, submachine guns, an A-10 Warthog, and the Lord. These will be your favorite pants. You know this. We know this. God knows this.

This isn't a difficult choice. 

• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Form-fitting silhouette
• Handmade in North America - Mexico and the USA

Size guide