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Every family odyssey needs a fearless captain—and every captain needs the right gear.
This shirt is your roadside badge of honor. A tribute to the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, the most iconic land yacht to ever blaze a trail to Walley World. With its glorious pea green paint, excessive headlights, and wood paneling that defies good taste, it’s the car that said: we're making memories, whether you like it or not.
And yes—Aunt Edna’s up there.
If you know, you know. If you don’t, just keep driving.
Built for summer road trips, spontaneous detours, and backyard vacations that somehow get out of hand.
Lightweight, breathable, and moisture-wicking for highway heat and theme park chaos
Oversized fit for maximum comfort behind the wheel—or passed out in a hammock
UPF50+ protection so you don’t roast at the world’s largest ball of twine
Made from recycled polyester, just like your best vacation stories—reused and retold every year
Wear it proud. Drive it like Clark. And remember: getting there is half the fun.
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 30
US$40
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