Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply won the “race” involving the gametes of your mother and father. Hopefully, this isn’t the only thing you’ll win in life, but at least it’s an important start. Why not celebrate with this rude Infant Toddler T Shirt!

At Life Is Crap we want everyone to be reminded of more pessimistic times that are a little bit more real with our Infant Toddler T Shirt. When people say life is good, they are just kidding themselves and want to believe it, but instead they get crap. Real life doesn't care about good times it only cares about crapping on your good life! Use our Infant Toddler T Shirt to show people that life is crap.

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