Aye, I found it washed ashore on a moonless night—the What's Kraken Bottle Opener, a relic from the depths where beasts lurk and legends stir. It bears the mark of a mighty sea creature, its tentacle writhing through a porthole as if to claim what be rightfully his. Many a sailor has met his fate chasing such treasures, but lucky ye, this one's already in your grasp.

Strong as Poseidon's grip and twice as handy, it'll crack open yer finest brew with nary a struggle.

• Designed by the talented Parker Harley
• Forged from 5 inches of solid metal—sturdy enough to weather any storm (or bottle cap)
• Vibrant hard enamel colors, glistening like a siren's song on the high seas
  

Note that viewing these colors on a screen only gives an approximation of the colors' appearance.

This bottle opener is not magnetic.