If babies could form complex thoughts and ideas, this is probably the motto they would come up for themselves—they’re modus operandi, if you will. Let’s face it, being a baby is a pretty self-centered existence. Your goal is to survive and eventually thrive. You’re at the mercy of your caretakers, but that doesn’t mean you can’t manipulate the hell out of them to get your basic needs. And just think, when you get older, you can continue to manipulate your parents into buying completely frivolous things! Show ‘em who’s the boss with this funny Infant Baby Bib.

You know your little one controls you. When you had them you knew you'd be giving up your life for them. This Infant Baby Bib shows they know what they're doing - and they don't really care.

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Infant & Baby Bib