This funny Infant Baby Bib is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack of progress leads you to substance abuse, a descent into madness, and then finding faith in a higher power. Granted this last part doesn’t always come about, but you can count on being driven mad. Welcome to life, little guy.

The last thing you want is to be mistaken for an actual Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day. Eww gross. We’re just kidding. We actually made this cheeky Infant Baby Bib just so there’s no confusion between being actually Irish and being drunk, which a lot of times is an inseparable condition on St. Patrick’s day. What would the world be without stereotypes?

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Infant & Baby Bib