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Ring in the holidays with Tits The Season. The Christmas card that spreads cheer and cleavage in equal measure. The cover sets the tone with a bold, brazen “Tits The Season,” and the real magic happens inside: a glorious pair of 3D boobs springs up, proudly topped with tiny tinsel and the message “Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits.”
It’s festive, flirty, and just the right amount of emotionally scarring for Grandma.
Tits The Season: Because nothing says joy to the world like a surprise rack in a greeting card.
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